Primordial Soup Swim - Dinothon 2026 - Yoga Shorts - Up to 3XL
Show your love for THE Primordial Soup in this midweight polyester and spandex blend all-over print bike short with relatively inclusive sizing up to 3XL. With "Dinothon 2026" there to remind you of the shenanigans and memories you, The Community, have helped create.
✨ LIMITED EDITION! AVAILABLE DURING THE DINOTHON ONLY. WHEN THE DINOTHON ENDS, SO WILL THE MERCH! ✨
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- 82% polyester, 18% spandex
- Midweight fabric (6.78 oz)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dinoblivion
- Email: contact@support.dinoblivion.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the shorts. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Primordial Soup Swim - Dinothon 2026 - Yoga Shorts - Up to 3XL Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
11.81
|
3.94
|
7.87
|
|
S
|
12.6
|
4.33
|
8.27
|
|
M
|
13.39
|
4.72
|
8.66
|
|
L
|
14.96
|
5.51
|
96
|
|
XL
|
16.54
|
6.3
|
9.45
|
|
2XL
|
18.11
|
79
|
9.84
|
|
3XL
|
19.69
|
7.87
|
10.24
|