Primordial Soup Swim Athletic Shorts - Dinothon 2026
Show your love for THE Primordial Soup in these Lightweight, breathable, and quick-drying athletic long shorts made of 91% recycled polyester. Available in sizes 2XS–6XL. With "Dinothon 2026" there to remind you of the shenanigans and memories you, The Community, have helped create.
✨ LIMITED EDITION! AVAILABLE DURING THE DINOTHON ONLY. WHEN THE DINOTHON ENDS, SO WILL THE MERCH! ✨
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More details
- 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.7 oz/yd², weight may vary by 5%
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dinoblivion
- Email: contact@support.dinoblivion.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Primordial Soup Swim Athletic Shorts - Dinothon 2026 Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
112
|
6.1
|
11.22
|
|
XS
|
11.81
|
6.3
|
11.42
|
|
S
|
12.6
|
6.3
|
12.2
|
|
M
|
13.39
|
6.3
|
12.99
|
|
L
|
14.96
|
6.3
|
13.58
|
|
XL
|
16.54
|
6.3
|
13.98
|
|
2XL
|
18.11
|
6.3
|
14.37
|
|
3XL
|
19.69
|
6.3
|
14.96
|
|
4XL
|
21.26
|
6.3
|
15.35
|
|
5XL
|
22.83
|
6.3
|
15.75
|
|
6XL
|
24.41
|
6.3
|
16.14
|