Primordial Soup Swim Mesh Shorts - Dinothon 2026
Show your love for THE Primordial Soup in these unisex mesh shorts made from 100% recycled polyester fabric with moisture-wicking, two-way stretch, and UPF50+ protection. Available in sizes 2XS–6XL. With "Dinothon 2026" there to remind you of the shenanigans and memories you, The Community, have helped create.
✨ LIMITED EDITION! AVAILABLE DURING THE DINOTHON ONLY. WHEN THE DINOTHON ENDS, SO WILL THE MERCH! ✨
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More details
- 100% recycled polyester fabric
- Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
- Two-way stretch fabric
- Moisture-wicking material
- Regular fit
- UPF50+ protection
- Elastic waistband
- Extended size range: 2XS–6XL
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dinoblivion
- Email: contact@support.dinoblivion.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Primordial Soup Swim Mesh Shorts - Dinothon 2026 Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
10.63
|
12.2
|
6 1/2
|
|
XS
|
11.42
|
12.4
|
6 1/2
|
|
S
|
12.2
|
12.6
|
6 1/2
|
|
M
|
12.99
|
12.8
|
6 1/2
|
|
L
|
14.57
|
13.19
|
6 1/2
|
|
XL
|
16.14
|
13.78
|
6.69
|
|
2XL
|
17.72
|
14.17
|
6.69
|
|
3XL
|
19.29
|
14.76
|
6.89
|
|
4XL
|
20.87
|
15.16
|
6.89
|
|
5XL
|
22.44
|
15.75
|
79
|
|
6XL
|
242
|
16.14
|
79
|